Two Unlikely Friends

Two Unlikely Friends is the second episode Season 1 of the spin-off Rags to Riches.

Plot
Eugene meets his first ever friend, Plankton at the Fun Times Day Care Center. Their story is just beginning here.

Transcript
''[Eugene and Sheldon are in a play pen. Eugene gets a wooden block toy and crushes Sheldon.]''

Sheldon: WAHHH!!! WAHHH!!!!!

Nanny: Are you alright, baby?

Narrator: Of course he's not you psycopath! Isn't it OBVIOUS?

Nanny: Is it weird that there's a random narrator over here?

Narrator: Hmm...touché.

5 Years Later...

[Sheldon is walking around until...]

Sheldon: OOOUUUCCHHHH!!!! MY LEG!

Eugene: Oops. Hey, you look familiar!

Sheldon: Duh, I'm here everyday!

[While they're talking, a stroller passes by and runs over Sheldon.]

Sheldon: OOOWWWW!!!!! MY ARM!

Eugene: Watch where you're going, dimwit.

Nanny: Why don't YOU watch your MOUTH?

Sheldon: Ooohhh, burn!!!!!

[Eugene evilly stares at Sheldon.]

Sheldon: Okay, geez...

Eugene: Anyway, are you okay?

Sheldon: What does it look like, "genius"? Or shall I say, my new MOM?

Nanny: OOOHHH! BURN!

[Eugene and Sheldon both stare at the Nanny surprised.]

Nanny: What? We don't get much action here everyday.

Eugene: Well, nevermind then.

30 Minutes Later...

Sheldon: Well, good news!

Eugene: What?

Sheldon: I've got a lollipop.

Eugene: And?

Sheldon: That's it. As what the Nanny said, nothing much exciting happens here.

Eugene: Wanna make it more exciting?

Sheldon: How?

Eugene: Why don't we become...amigos?

Sheldon: What?

Eugene: It's Spanish, dammit!

Sheldon: How do YOU think I would know that?

Nanny: Google Translate.

Eugene and Sheldon: (together) What? Aren't we too young to know that?

Nanny: You guys have ShrimpBook accounts.

Eugene: And YOU let us have them?

Nanny: Hmm...touché.

[While going around the daycare, they start to get hungry.]

Eugene: Oohhh! A food corner! Coral bits!

Food Corner Manager: Yep, want a free taste?

Sheldon: Sure, eh. Why not?

[They're given Coral Bits and find it delicious.]

Eugene: Say, what do you put in these things?

Food Corner Manager: Umm...you don't wanna know.

[Sheldon sees a bag say "Clam Poop".]

Sheldon: Hey, get that guy!

[While chasing the manager, they bump into another food corner.]

Sheldon: Wow, what are the odds?

Eugene: Why don't we start our own business?

Sheldon: Let's do it. Friend.

[Both of them high-five and Eugene accidentally hits Sheldon's penis.]

Sheldon: OOHHHH!!!! MY BALLS!!!

Eugene: ....

Nanny: We need to bring you to the hospital.

[End]

Trivia

 * This is the first episode where in the Narrator appears.
 * This is the first episode with a titlecard made by WumboMan900.